The Flumpo Machine

The Flumpo Machine is a proposed invention created by Dr. William P. Flumpo.

one day flumpo was all like "damn i hate mashing potatos by hand every time i go to do it. i wish there was an easier way". so, he set out to solve his problem on his own. the machine, unfortunately, did not get far past prototypes and written ideas. it is not known when the plans for the machine were created, as they were not dated.

flumpo probably thought the machine was pretty fucking dumb and overcomplicated, i mean look at this thing. what the hell is even going on there? how would the potato be transported through the pipes? i dont think i would even want to EAT anything that came into contact with some rusty old pipes. what was he smoking? on the other hand, it would be kind of cool to see it in action. perhaps these are just early plans, and i'm being too harsh.

it is hypothesized that Dr. Flumpo has more inventions under his name, as the papers for the Flumpo Machine reference other works, however these can not be proven to exist, so further searching is to be done.